Sporting nations

Our cities have our own version of olympics/ amusement park rides

The digging around the city and the barricades make us ready for the best obstacle races .

Rains ensure we have some water sports too . D(r)iving into a pool .

Some years we have a rowing event to get people on lake view houses to safety.

Bikes and road rages are fit for steeple chases.

The excess tar randomly thrown on the streets create high and long humps .

The political party creates long and never ending rallies ( cock a doodle do ) .

Traffic jam relays and delays are intact as part of the rat race.

People randomly block a road to witness a shooting event .

New vehicles added everyday on the already choc-o-bloc streets are ready to play bumper cars.

The big Hummer throws things out if the window.

Lot of them are discussing where to throw the garbage in vain .

Politicians are saying illi innod flyover hockey ..

Walking on the footpaths is no lesser than all the gymnastics events.

Some folks are fencing the footpaths in front of their houses.

During elections it’s net-net a love all to begin with ..

log toh raat bar karate maarte hi hain.

Most people are lifting beyond their weights to make ends meet .

Everybody kicks the ball to the next when it comes to fixing problems.

The whole city is indeed a roller coaster ride.

Who said we aren’t a sporty nation ??